Our Blankie Toter...

Do you have one of those blankie-toten'-only-go-to-sleep-if-he-has-it-stuck-in-his-mouth-the-blanket-is-now-brown-around-all-the-edges-because-dirt-sticks-to-the-slobber-soaked-sides-that-you-try-to-wash-and-dry-it-within-one-day-but-that-proves-difficult-because-you-don't-have-a-dryer-and-it-takes-roughly-two-days-to-dry-anything-because-November-in-France-is-cold-and-it-rains-everyday-so-you-give-up-on-trying-to-wash-it-because-its-too-big-of-hassle-to-wash-it-as-often-as-you-would-like-to-kind-of baby?

No...
Well we do, and here he is...

And you're right, that is with no hands...